Tuesday, 2 October 2012

Back row conversations - Part 2

'I think I should have been a pole dancer,' the girl confided to her boyfriend and the bus in general, 'I'd be good at that.'
     It was early evening but her voice gave away that she'd had a few drinks already. 'I should go to Afghanistan where men aren't allowed to touch women.'
     The boyfriend frowned. 'Men aren't allowed to touch women in England,' he replied.
     'Well they are in strip clubs,' she said defiantly, 'but if I went to somewhere like Bangladesh where people can't kiss, I'd be alright.'

I actually laughed at this point but covered it up with a cough and they didn't seem to notice anyway.

So let this be a warning to you, in case you ever take a trip to Bangladesh; NO KISSING!

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