Children are very good at being wonderfully practical and often amusingly incorrect. For example:
"In Wales you can tell it's summer, because the rain gets warmer."
Q: Define the word 'Coincide'.
A: It is a direction, as in "Coincide, it's cold out here."
Parallel lines can't meet, unless you bend them.
Q: Why did the Israelites make a golden calf?
A: Because they didn't have enough for a cow.
Mushrooms look like umbrellas because they grow when it's raining.
Q: If you stand facing North, what do you have on your left hand?
Sometimes they can be nearly right!
Henry VIII had the prayer book put into English to spite the Pope who wanted to marry Catherine of Aragon.
A refugee is someone who takes charge at football matches.
Manpower is the extra strength men have more than women.
Moths eat holes.
And once in a while they are absolutely spot on!
Genius is an infinite capacity for picking brains.
Q: Name five animals that live in the rainforest.
A: A sloth and four monkeys.
Ed Miliband has been in Labour ever since he entered politics.