"In Wales you can tell it's summer, because the rain gets warmer."
Q: Define the word 'Coincide'.
A: It is a direction, as in "Coincide, it's cold out here."
Parallel lines can't meet, unless you bend them.
Q: Why did the Israelites make a golden calf?
A: Because they didn't have enough for a cow.
Mushrooms look like umbrellas because they grow when it's raining.
Q: If you stand facing North, what do you have on your left hand?
A: Fingers
Sometimes they can be nearly right!
Henry VIII had the prayer book put into English to spite the Pope who wanted to marry Catherine of Aragon.
A refugee is someone who takes charge at football matches.
Manpower is the extra strength men have more than women.
Moths eat holes.
And once in a while they are absolutely spot on!
Genius is an infinite capacity for picking brains.
Q: Name five animals that live in the rainforest.
A: A sloth and four monkeys.
Ed Miliband has been in Labour ever since he entered politics.
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