Flirting tips from 9 year olds

Overheard a couple of girls discussing ways to get boys to like them. Here's a few of their suggestions.

 

You don't want to appear desperate so start simple.

Say "Hi" and talk about the weather.

Then talk about things they are likely to know about, such as, 'why do footballers have weird names?'

Or another good conversation starter could be, 'why do footballers earn so much?'

A good sign that they're interested is if they poke you.

Maybe a bit later on you can get his phone number but if you do you should wait for him to text you first, and then leave it a few hours before you reply.